I am totally bewildering the other students at my college.  Today I got in the elevator with a girl wearing khakis and a pink North Face (apparently colored North Face fleeces are very popular here) and she took one look at me and started dancing in front of the door, waiting to get out.  In […]

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I had a presentation in my Technology & Culture class about the dehumanizing effect of technology on society.  I talked about medical advancements — did you know that a New York professor has proposed an idea for a “Google” brain chip that would allow people to search their brains for memories?  What a weird thing […]

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Today when I was walking to class, I heard a girl talking shit to her friend about another girl who wore Uggs and sweatpants to class.  I am, of course, morally opposed to Uggs but the thing that annoyed me was that the shit-talker was wearing a baby blue Northface and Tory Burch flats.  Riiight, […]